Summer Courses on Offer

The local college summer session brochure arrived today. I see a number of courses which might prove useful for librarians:

Advanced Special Events Planning - Something we do every day.
Surveillance Techniques - Oh no, they're not on MySpace again are they?
Traffic Control - Yes of course, Ms. C., we already have two classes booked this block but I'm sure we can fit your class in for novel selection.
Multicultural Romance and the Culture Clash - Love in the stacks.
Iconography - We're all legends in our own time, right?